thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
John Green got a TikTok and TikTok keeps threatening him with a ban for impersonation, and honestly I think this whole thing could be settled easily if John would just provide proof he’s himself. Tell them something very personal about himself, like, for example, what his favorite taste is
good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........
Panties hit the FLOOR
you know it sister
some ‘classic’ novels… are good. some classic novels are not actually good. & some classic ARE good, but not for the reasons ppl say they are. for example, Dracula is good bcos it has a cowboy in it.
Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.
